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Favorite Quotes

"Oh wait, I do love myself. I just touch myself more." ~ Candy Anne Falcone 

"Oh so my dyl is tres mignon and would taste great grilled? Si?" ~ Alishia Marshall

'Can you imagine Stephen Fry in a toga, with a butterfly net, running through a field?" ~ me from a random convo

"I'M SO GAYSEXUAL, NOT EVEN MY HAIR IS STRAIGHT!" ~ Alvie IttyBitty Alvarez

GOOD OMENS (Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman)

"Kids! Bringing about Armageddon can be dangerous. Do not attempt it in your home." 

"Voodoo is a very interesting religion for the whole family, even those members of it who are dead."

SONGS:

"Help me, I'm broken on my insides. Help me, I've got no soul to tell. Help me, you make me perfect. Help me get away from myself. I want to fuck you like an animal. I want to feel you from the inside. You get me closer to God." ~ N.I.N.

"Look what I've built, it shines so beautifully...now watch as it destroys me." ~ A.F.I.

"I am just a worthless liar, I am just an imbecile...trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you, I will chew it up and leave, trust me..." ~ Tool

"I don't care if it hurts. I want to have control. I want a perfect body, I want a perfect soul. I want you to notice, when I'm not around, you're so fucking special. I wish I was special." ~ Radiohead

"In my heart I know I failed you, but you left me here alone." ~ Five Finger Death Punch

"I think about more than I forget, but I don't go around fire expecting not to sweat." ~ Lil Wayne

"All of the things that we should fear. I'm not afraid of being here. So much the same, it leaves me helpless. You make me cum, you make me complete, you make me completely miserable." ~ Lit

"The grass is always greener where the dogs are shitting!" -- Chris Cornell

"Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have." -- Steven Wright

"Not all who wander are lost." -- J.R.R. Tolkien
...(tharr be more)
"Give me ambiguity or give me something else!"

"Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life." -- Terry Pratchett

"I'll show you fear in a handful of dust." -- T.S. Eliot

"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life. Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice, fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends." -- J.R.R. Tolkien

"The evil that men do live after them. The good is often interred with their bones."
-- William Shakespeare

"Do you serve a purpose, or purposely serve?"
-- Corey Taylor

"In the silence, words of wisdom." -- Blind Guardian

"Sometimes you wake up. Sometimes the fall kills you. And sometimes when you fall, you fly." -- Neil Gaiman

"In ancient times, cats were worshiped as gods. They have not forgotten this." -- Terry Pratchett

“Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out til too late that he's been playing with two queens all along.” -- Terry Pratchett

“When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws. Only catapults.” -- Demetri Martin

"You mock those who blindly follow the majority…turn your attention now to those who are so dedicated to deviating from the norm that they would gladly cease breathing if it were suggested to them that inhalation was a form of conformity; for they deserve just as much scrutiny and ridicule." -- Demetri Martin... I think. Feel free to correct me here.

"These violent delights have violent ends
And in their triumph die, like fire and powder,
Which, as they kiss, consume."
-- Romeo and Juliet, Act II, Scene VI

"The means of defense against foreign danger have historically become the instruments of tyranny at home."
--James Madison

***"Those who give up essential liberties for temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
--Benjamin Franklin

"America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves."
--Abraham Lincoln

"Peace is not the absence of conflict. It is the ability to handle conflict through peaceful means."
--Ronald Reagan

"Wars are poor chisels for carving out peaceful tomorrows."
--Martin Luther King Jr.

"Villainy wears many masks -- none so dangerous as the mask of virtue."
--Ichabod Crane

"Don't be shocked that people die. Be surprised that you're still alive" -- Flyleaf (the acoustic version of "Cassie")

Sigmund Freud Quotes:
"The mind is an icebuerg - it floats with only one-seventh of its bulk above water."
"In popular language we may say that the ego stands for reason and sanity, in contrst to the id which contains untamed passions."
"Love cannot be be much younger than the lust for murder."
"Science is no illusion. But it would be an illusion to supposed that we could get anywhere else what it cannot give us."
"So in every individual the two trends, one towards personal happiness and the other towards unity with the rest of the humanity, must contend with each other."
"Neurosis seems to be a human privilege."
"Despite my 30 years of research into the feminine soul, I have not yet been able to answer...the great question that has never been answered: What does a woman want?"
"Everywhere I go, I find the poet has been there before me."

"His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead." ~ James Joyce (The Dead)

"A dead letter is a letter that has never been delivered because that person to whom it was written cannot be found, and it also cannot be returned to the person who wrote it."

"Blessed is the influence of one true, loving human soul on another." ~ George Eliot

"It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both." ~ Nicollo Machiavelli

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." ~ Rhett Butler

"Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?" ~ Frank (Donnie Darko)

"The only power a woman possesses rests in the velvety folds between her legs." ~ Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade

"Everything in this room is eatable, even *I'm* eatable! But that is called "cannibalism," my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. " ~ Willy Wonka

"There's only us, there's only here. Give into love or live in fear. " ~ RENT



"We are forlorn like children, and experienced like old men, we are crude and sorrowful and superficial - I believe we are lost" ~ Remarque (All Quiet on the Western Front)

Ne' fiamma d'esto 'ncendio non m'assale (I can withstand the fires flaming here) ~ Beatrice (Dante Alighieri's Divine Comedy: Inferno)



Joshua 13:1 When Joshua was old and very advanced in years, the Lord said to him "You are very old"

"Even if I were to become a humble man, I would be proud of my humility" ~ Benjamin Franklin

"I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song." ~ Fall Out Boy (Sugar We're Going Down)

"The ribbon on my wrist says do not open before Christmas." ~ Fall Out Boy (Our Lawyer Made Us Change the Title of this Song so We Wouldn't Get Sued)

"No living man am I" ~ Eowyn (LOTR: ROTK)

Rev. 2:13 ~ These are the words of him who has the sharp double-edged sword, "I know where you live"

"If Rose knew that Danny Thomas was a lesbian, she'd be heart broken." ~ Sophia (Golden Girls)

p> "If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades in their head. If they return again then run...just run" ~ Roman Dirge (Lenore)

"If one is allergic to something, it is unwise to put that thing in one's mouth. Especially if that thing is cats." ~ Lemony Snicket

"An old friend will help you move. A good friend will help you move a dead body." ~ Jim Hayes 
I John 3:1 "Great is the love God has lavished upon us that we may be called children of God."
"Foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." ~ Ralph Waldo Emerson 

"In order to know virtue, we must first acquaint ourselves with vice." -- Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade


"Bishops move diagonally. That's why they often show up where the kings don't expect them to be." ~ Terry Pratchett

"There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." ~ Douglas Adams

"In one way or another I've always suffered. I didn't know why exactly. But I do know that I'm not so scared of suffering now. I feel more than I've ever felt and I've found someone to feel with. To play with. To love in a way that feels right for me. I hope he knows that I can see that he suffers too. And that I want to love him."~ Lee (Secretary)

"Each cut, each scar, each burn, a different mood or time. I told him what the first one was, told him where the second one came from. I remembered them all. And for the first time in my life I felt beautiful. Finally part of the earth. I touched the soil and he loved me back. " ~ Lee (Secretary)

"It is so much better. There's no fear. No pain. It's beautiful. And you will be beautiful. You'll be beautiful. No problems or worries. We want you." ~ Stan (The Faculty)

"If the sky were to suddenly open up, there would be no law, there would be no rule. There would only be you and your memories. " ~ Dr. Lilian Thurman

"Sir, don't pee in my lap and tell me it's raining." ~ Judge Judy

"Why, thank you pee pee fairy." ~ Adam West

"I am your conscience." "Shouldn't it be we are his conscience." "We...we are your conscience." "Haha you said wee wee" Both: "Wee Wee" ~ Heiffer and Philbert

"Beneath this mask there is more than flesh... beneath this mask there is an idea, Mr. Creedy... and ideas are bulletproof." ~ V for Vendetta

Criminal Minds Quotes